2weeks/ 14 days since i worked...i ting i have seen all d customers known to mankind
erm here is d top 5 customers that really piss me off
5. customers who ask me silly tings... eg.. are d words on d shirts antichristianity.. where is this made from.. is d shirt ade from recycled material..zzz ( seriousl i dont care)

4. fat people who keep insisting they wear an m instead of n xl... ( god ...when ure fat.. ure fat...dont be shy... we just have more flesh than ordinary people...

3. thai customers....ermm since they are thai their faces are damn intimidating..i get scared...somemore when i ask them whether they wanted to try...THEY DONT REPLy..( i hate being ignored..thais are okay but because of their coldness they get d 3rd spot..

2. CINA BASKET PEOPLE!!!!!!! they come into d shop...try all e clothes...ask us to take out new ones to try...then they just don wanna buy....n i have to hang everyting up again ( its d same 4 eveyshop i guess..wahaha

erm top spot belongs to a group so widely being made fun by me...HINT HINT: they like to hold hands....they come in different shades n sizes.... n when they come its like..STAMPEDE.

1..YES BANGLAS....I HATE THEM LAH...not singaporean indians...they are gd customers...but INDIA BANGLAS.....wahhhh they come in a herd...they whack all d discounted shirts....n KEEP INSISTING ON SMALL SIzE.when actually M is d smallest....... then they complain d discounted price 19 bucks...IS DAMN EX...n ask 4 somemore...WTF.........then then....they wear those muddy shoes....N THEY LEAVE DIRT ON D FLOOR LAH....n u noe wat is d final straw........THEY FILL UP D STORE UNTIL I CANNOT EVEN MOVE AROUND LAH!!!!!! KNS....then they argue bout me bumping them...zzz...PLEASE LAH GO TOUCH EACH OTHER..n go mustafa centre
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so yeah top 5 customers i hate d most

anyways...i only earned like 500+ after 2 weeks lah...I feel so sad...hahah....not gonna spend d money on wants..( although d man utd jersey is an exclusion hahah)

AND IM GETTING SLLEPY EVERYDAY LAH....urghhh 11-10....abit long lah...but in d end who cares

1st off day...n im at home doing nting...god credit must suck
anyways...i realized how disposable i am...yeah..im like tissue paper...u use me..then u throw me away..u noe how tat feels.?? it makes me sick.....i was there when u idiots were so down...then when u found someting better..u all left me..its been d same...wonder what i have to do to become ur real friends..i dont wanna fall pray to pretending to be someting im not....ahh well..its my life....im getting used to it

got this dream bout my olevel results....i hope it isnt true...i got a freaking c6 4 math lah wth.....then maybe..cause my life has always been in misery...yeah everyting didnt go as plan....im anticipating another embarassment....i hope my family takes it softly...hope they understand.....d years havent added up completely,,stupid broken mirror...urghhh

this post sucks....just wanna let of some steam.....prob will delete this tmr..sian

happy 10 days of work life..>!!!!! wahahahha...weeewoooowahhh...erm its actually a sucky day at 1st
when to work and found out i screwed up d stocktaking part....kns...i was like very scared lah...scared to kanna fired....then i made d sad face....pretended to cry...hahaha..then they like forgot about it hah

anyways....today was a really productive work day...so many people came to d shop lah..n this rich ass...she bought 800+++ worth of stuff..kns( fugly clothes...urghhh...weres d dustbin when u need it)...then teres tis guy who i entertained 4 like 15 f-ing minutes...then he just left...walao eh...n just when i was about to it my pau......
so d carmen n audrey were like super nice to me....donno y...i find it weird..but beats being talked about in chinese..n u only noe abit..zzz
MY 1st off day on MON!!!! that also not confirm....cbcb..y ahh my legs are killing me ready urghhhh....need those new shoes badly...


N COUNTER GAL...aint u got no facebook......hahah......dont be taken aback by my blahness of not giving ouyt my hp...i dont give it to just anyone....facebook lah!!!! solve everyones probs
hahah



THIS QUOTE IS REALLY COOL....found it in a book i read in d store.... erm : u noe ur life is pathetic when u expire before ur milk does
hahahaha

2 days of my job....im starting to ting im earning ez money....my job is like probably d easiest job among everyones....1st....i gotta iron all those crumpled shirts...erm using d vacuum iron is like SUPER COOL LAH!!!..did u noe i called it "mr blower" hahaha..since it blows so much steam...it has a temper too...it oftens blast my hands wit hot steam...but i got used to it

then i had to entertain customers..probably hard to me.cause im like a quite guy without my friends...they asked me to shout welcome whenever they enter....but somehow i just don dare...but so i go towards d customers n said hello....hahaha

i like indian customers d best...they actually acknowledge me...n they speak better el than cina people...but they are also wan of d tougher customers...cause they are very demanding

anyways d only dpwnside of d whole job is like it is 4-10 only....n it gets kindda boring since not many people come..( im still happy to slack though).N YES ....TECHNO MUSIC..MY GOD!!!!haahahaah
i even played my own cd..uber cool songs...but d stopped playing it after 2 songs....THEY REJECTED GUNS AND ROSES!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaa.slash must be destroying his guitars now..n lastly d other 2 sales assistants speak alot of chinese..so i feel kindda awkward...n sometimes i get this feeling they talk bad bout me....hahaha

.....wished i was more open...hahah....wishes for d techno music to stop..hahaha

1st day of work ended at 730am ..but it was more towards d downside rather than d up side...firstly d job which was supposed to be easy and relaxed...turned iut to be tiring and agonising to my legs..(prob cause my shoes are too tight)...me n alvin had to work in dnite.....clearing stuff at d suntec atrium...n if u tot by clearing means...just sweeping or dumping stuff...U ARE SO WRONG!!!!!...we had to dump chrstmas stuff into boxes...seal them up..then carry it onto d forklift..( see d irony there!!!) if thats not worse enough...d manager is like SCARY LAH

he has like this gangster face....when he ask us to do someting...he would like .." eh u ...do this...eh u come..." wah!!! alvin was so terrified lah...( ok last sentence was fake..wait..this is d last sentence)..n break was like 3am...yeah....shocking rite..n i dint eat...cause i dont eat in d morning...( UNLIKE SOMEBODY)

N D BREAK CAME SO LATE..I BROKE MY ONE YEAR COKELSS RECORD...SHUCKS..IM SO SAD BUT HAPPY I CAN BE BURP MACHINE HAHAHAHA!!!

anyways...after clearing d atrium...life kindda got easier...we had to stack chrstmas stuff...stack toys at d respectful places...but im kindda pissed so many toys around me...so little security..n i still couldnt cope someting home....hahahhahahahahahahahahah...

got home..ko-ed on d sofa till 3pm...urghh...n tmr going for job interview...hope everyting goes well and cheryl gets e job 2...N SWENSENS...ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO CALL HAHAHA..n topshop...ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO ANSWER MY CALL!!! HAHAHA

lalalalalalala if i could fly...i'll make sure i've got a bird's eye view of u all d time....im falling for u love....

tmrs my first work day...or should i say work nite...seriously cant wait...i noe i noe...y get a job so late....hahaha...1 im like a lazy person...2 i wanna enjoy some of my hols...3..yes i tried to get a job b4 prom...but suxs lah...
anyways tmrs job is like one nite... 9pm-7am.....wahahahha cool rite...work at nite....its me alvin and 3 under guys..n its a multi racial group hahahha...n d job is like bloody simple lah although its like 10 hrs...just take not of stock..shift stuff..n paste new price tags...OMG!!!!!!hahahah...so happie...n can eat supper..hahaha

so anyways tuesday i hope to start my real job..which is either supermarket or swensens or both!!! HAHAHAHA
cant wait..n selamat hari raya haji people...see d kambings get slaughtered for religion...best day yet...and i ting i got volunteered to hold d sheep while they get slaughtered..man...hope i dont puke

wow what a day yesterday......i was like thinking about metallicas d day that never comes...like 3 weeks before prom...now its like over.... overall d prom really is someting to remember..first off...walked like 10 km to siti's house to meet siti and atiqah...erm walking in blazer is like hell ...bloody hot lah...okay so we took a taxi...surprisingly d uncle knows where to go...so
reached there saw others dressed to impress...im like super impressed with akash lah...bloody slimming pill taker...lol...haha drank sprite like nobodys business

anyways...theres d downside bout e prom though...e food....kindda downer...
erm really y no rice....y ohh y..haha..n erm very little variety..unlike d other side...so many stuff..ahh well...d food is not what prom is all bout rite..hahaha

took photos...sadly only 60 of them.....i kindda suck at taking lots of photos hahaha...got any photos then send me k

its tomorrow...omg
checklist: blazer ( done)
shirt tie and pants ( done)
camera...( NO ONE IN SIGHT)
zzz.... guess im fated to not store memories of tmr for my own...ahhh welll....downer man...i hate it when tat happens.....

anyways todae we went to d new ginza plaza which now so promptly named west coast plaza....n to all my malay friends....if u plan on going there to eat....THEN DONT....THERE IS LIKE NO FUCKING RESTAURANT WITH D HOLY CHOP SIGN...WTH.....TIS IS RACIST PLAZA MAN>.....COME ON LAH>>>SO MANY MALAYS LIKVE IN WEST COAST...AND NO HALAL FOOD....KNN U
in addition i tot d new plaza would be less dead...BUT IT STILL IS....WTH LAH..MIGHT AS WELL DEMOLISH D WHOLE TING AND MAKE A BOWLING ALLEY...zzz

todae i finally bought tat elusive burger king quad stacker burger...YAYA.....plan to eat for breakfast tmr...HAHHAHA

2 more days...people who haven bought their stuff...gd luck...u mihgt as well stay home at watch manchester derby haha..d cam is still eluding me though....hope to get it tmr...stupid cousin...go borrow don wanna return..make life difficult for people...
anyways....i ting banglas are taking over d provision shops..really...last time all d shops around my house were like chinese people own them...but now...all become mama shops..literally..lets see theres an indian shop selling stuff under my block....mama shop selling indian stuff 2 blocks away...mama shop 3 blocks away..and surprise2 mama shop selling flowers 4 blocks away...wth...we tio invaded by indians...soon singapore becomes..hindupoke lol
so todae was kindda weird..went to friday prayers and throughout d entire time i walked ..i felt like my pants were torn up d middle...then i was like discreetly feeling about for d gap...but found none....weird...then when i got home...d moment i lay down on e sofa..i slept...zzz wth...im not even tired lah...then just sleep
i wanna watch d derby match live....i really do....care to add d math as a prom program hahaha

great at least some progress at least its like someting instead of nothing haha
3 more days to prom....n i still haven got a cam...ah well sooner or later i will get it...

anyways...todae surprise2 bloody uneventful..heck i even counted d seconds for d water to boil..zzz cousin came by todae..did nothing but sleep..she usually comes to me house to kill time haha
watched whos line on 18...seriously funny...d colin singing bout him cannot prduce anymore..hahaha..tonite will be tv nite... friends...reaper n heroes back to back...WAAA

HERES A SPOILER FOR PEOPLE WHO WANNA WATCH TWILIGHT!!! D MOVIE IS SHOWN ON MOVIE6.net ahahahaha y not watch it there..don waste money n time waiting for it to release next month hahaha....watch lah..so u can boast to ur frens...hhahahahahah ( adding pressure and playing mind games with u hahaha) don worie i also haven watch yet...hahaha so i wont be ratting it out ...heee.

i got both david cook and ardhuleta albums...hahaha must be wondering y i get to buy so much cd's,....muahahaahaha ive got sources...anyways listened to both of them...and to people who wanna download or buy d cds..i'd recpmmend david cook...there are like much2 more nicer songs than in david archuleta...n david cook's voice really doesnt make d song drowsy ahhaha wateva that means

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anyways.. im feeling happy and relieved....went to my aunties house to get my blazer.....n OMFG...it fits...YAY ME!!! Im gorgeous again....hahahahahha

so yeah apart from tat...todae whole family suddenly played blackjack...turns out my mum thrashed everyone....in d end i found out she was cheating...basket....n we bet on television time....lol....guess who lost d most tv time...( hint hint...his bloody despo 4 money now)...lalallaa

4 more days....one ting left to do is to borrow a gd camera...mines like so screwed it takes blurry pictures and sometimes d pics come out distorted so yeah...someting to do during d 4 days..cam hunting

5 more days....i ting im gonna puke...erm how i wish d blazer would shrink n fit me bloody perfectly.....don wanna look like a clown in oversized clothes....

anyways today was at least kind off productive...i watched pirates 1,2,3 back 2 back......hahahhahaah...whole 12 hours on that...
then during d entire 12 hours i helped me mum cut chilli ( weird..) ...i folded clothes...marked my sis assessments....so yeah...productive....
but really how long can this boredom last....must get a job...n fast after prom.........

finally goiing to play badminton tmr morning wit my family...at least my mornings wont be super boring....eee

mirror mirro on d wall...who's has d cutest eyes so far.....katy pary!!!!! WAH!!!!!!

todae is grandparents day....and its also my grandpa's 90th bdae...( 10 more n i probably be dead hahaha) so had all my relatives to come over my house to celebrate....n there was food....lots of them...food u dont usually eat everyday eg....chilli crab hahaha..i ate abit though..i don wanna be fat going into prom..lol....anyways after that we talked about all times..past events....seriously what bad things that happened in d past became like good sources of jokes . theres one time d whole family went to desaru..( i think)..then theres tis aunty of mine who is so overly protective of my cousin....so when we were swimming at sea...my cousin came out to go to d toilet..( basket big natural toilet don wan lol)..anyways he came out and my aunty didnt see...so when my aunty looked into d sea...she couldnt see my cousin...then she started to cry and said this hilarious line in malay.OMG....I CANT SEE MY SON.....HE DROWNED! HE DROWNED! then my cousin like came up to her and gave her a tap....she saw him..then started hugging him like nobody's business...hahahahah...damn funny lah...... then we also laughed at my other cousin who like had to pee almost every 30 mins...wah sibeh funny siah that one....so yeah... good times....good times

anyways...tomorrow marks d beginning of another eventless week...walao eh...im like sitting at home waiting for a job to miraculously come to me....ahh well....i will be working sooner or later....( prays he gets d 9/hour job)....

must i...im kindda lazy...type 10 weird things/ habits/ little known facts about myself...troublesome but what the heck..here goes
1)i have this habit of not answering phone calls ...( obviously people get pissed especially me mum)
2) People see me as comical d person who has alot of friends....but really im just a loner by heart and i dont really blend into society well
3) I have this huge obsession with my pillow....though i laugh at my sis 4 having hers...i don tell anyone that i have my special pillow...hahahahah
4) i'm a procrestinator...guess everyone knows that
5) i tend to come to a negative conclusion quickly especially when it comes to frens..zzz
6) i receive as much sms per month as the number of saturdays n sundays in a year
7) i can sense and smell and hear ghosts ( true) but cannot see them...( basket)
8) i experience deja vu very very frequently
9) my ears are so soft u can actually have fun with it....hahahah
10) i prefer ok looking n smart gals rather than pretty but dumb noobs
Thats it....maybe got more...u said 10...hahahahhaahh

yesterday...very very moody....so asphixiated by my parents constant nagging and telling me what to do and not what to do....
hey people guess what....my mum so didnt let me go to yesterday's bbq lah....she's like totally unfair lah...i mean...i told her d day b4..n d dayday b4...n on tat day when i say im going out..she stared at me blankly n said wer 2? then i told her..then she say i didnt tell her yadayadayada....so ended up sulking at home watching fairyoddparents...bummer (really wished had one to)

anyways im getting really2 bored....seriously i need to get a job...but nting nice seems to come out... must find one after prom....seriously need $$$ to experience whats like spending ur own hard earned money......mayb i'l treat my close frens ( dont get ur hopes up,...d job still isnt there lol) double bummer.......i should make a picket sign with this caption.. WILL WORK FOR ANYTHING BUT PEANUTS...lol

whose line is it anyway seriously is kindda funny....now i realized how much cable fun i have missed...so yeah d show is like crappyly funny...some jokes are very adultive...n some really u cant understand....but when they do d hoedown...lol..funny siah....

yesterday someting for once turned out right for me....i was like okay....great..thanks alot for that....hmm now...if only there is someting i could fill that empty guitar bag with a guitar....hmmmm....no money no guitar then hahahhaa.... i wish i could work like mr crabbs from spongebob...get money..no need give change..no need to charge workers....WAH!! freaking rich by d end of d year...hah dream on loser

yesterday...shopping spree ( obviously 4 prom stuff)...took like till 9.30 b4 i even reach home....its like bloody early lah....then again my parents sibeh BISING again...what the fuck...they expect me to be back at 3....like i came out of d house at 12...zzzz...bastard lah...so yesterday tio shelling by both my parents...ended with my dad taking out his belt...( like one to shikai like that)... then i go slam my bedroom door shut...till 3am...hahahahahaha...noobs..

anyways i bought all my prom stuff ready..FINALLY...but i feel kindda disappointed though....cause haziq and me wanted to buy bow ties....but like so bloody hard to find that we ended up buying a skinny tie from topman... n im freaking impressed on how much i spent yesterday.... 57 bucks....including the mask...( ty u noe hu 4 e location)......
but all those still couldnt help to raise my spirits up after suddenly knowing that my blazer.....WAS TOO BIG!!!!!.... GG liao lah.....basket....now i wont look gorgeous anymore....
imm gonna look like d young ernest wong.. ( obviously me n him don share any hot comparisons)..sadded lah...don wanna waste anymore money on prom....
its okay i guess....its jut 4 one day....no use crying over it..or under it....so yeah....hopefully i wont look so bloody bad next sunday....crosses fingers, prays very hard.....to anxious to eat...lollol...im acting like a gal...zzzz

end of o's...d hot topic among us is getting jobs....but theres someting even more hot.....hair dyeing... Okay heres a quick 3 things i wont do in my life...
1) not smoking
2) not staying a bachelor (lolololol0)
3)NOT DYEING MY HAIR
come on people...isnt black a nice colour....so simple even ronaldo swithces ti black....but y oh y..
did u noe dying of hair can spoil e hair.( don ask me how but i just noe)...n like d colours available are like so coomonly used.... mayb if u dyed red, pink orange... or white....maybe..just maybe,,,provided you have d looks that goes along with d hair cut...but hey who am i to judge what u should or should not do...u wanna dye...go n dye lor ....( haha tat phrase seems threathening...but no.... d word is dye instead of die)
so anyways yest after like walking 4 so long...me and e gang stopped by guardian at suntec...n guess what ...haziq, jj, jx n gao yan bought dyes....WTF!!! and interestingly enough.... ( don laugh)....dyes have halal chops.....DOUBLE WTF!!! haha..so yeah ....expect to see those 4 with a different hair colour...me...maybe a shaved head.....

im yet to find a job....i really wanna do someting during the hols...someting more productive than watching tv and watch joey making funny jokes in friends....got any....please tell me!!!!

okie ....this blog is ALIVE ( back from d dead for the millionth time..ahhh)..
reason y i abruptly deleted d whole blog was because of some stupid server bug.....like i know how they look like...but hey not seeing them gives me enough trouble. And because of that i had to change my blog skin ( like very plain looking..eee)...so yeah ...new blog same name.....tag me as always and leave me yah links...( i swear im gonna put it down )...

so on with d day.... prom stuff...hmmm..
Things that i already have: blazer ( as always im gonna look hot in them..)
long pants (conveniently lying in my cubboard unused)
Black smart shoes ( abit of polishing and srubing of dirt it'll look hot_

Things that i don have : mask ( still contemplating whether to wear slipknot or venetian)
tie ( bow tie or normal tie...can't make up my mind)
bling-bling watch ( totally random...just wanna add d 50 cent look)
girl date ( muahahaha... anyone will do..interested...CALL ME!!!)
white shirt ( i got one...but it has dirt on e collar...arrgh)

yeah so tat sums my prom progress so far.....im recycling lots of stuff...but seriously they all look kindda unused ( due to d fact i don wear them)...hahahha...so by next week hope fully...everyting will be allright

soo...someting weird just happened.....ikhy vicky d lazy one is looking for a job...WOOTS!!!!
hahahahahhaa....started of at d job agency in je.( weird place....nice security guard)...got a call for a 5.50 job...promptly rejected it ...haha..
anyways i saw an ad in classified ads.. saw that HOTEL 81 is offering 2.1k/month for part time people...OMG....wth....what are we supposed to do.... wipe sperm stains off d sheets...throw away used condoms....viagra pills...?? lol.... if im despo maybe i'll consider that job...

seriously i need to start working out.... days of watching tv n computer has taken its toll...im gaining weight!!!!!!!! ( pull d plugs.....obama calls for state of emergency....)
hahahah